Theory for Old Age George Carlin on age102. Totally Brilliant .


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Logic for Seniority George Carlin on age102. (Totally Splendid). On the off chance that YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. Also, WHEN YOU HAVE Completed, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON . Snap to go. Music: Ernesto Cortazar "Unceasing Relationship". He Yan Jan 2010.
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Rationality for Old Age George Carlin on age102. (Completely Brilliant) IF YOU DON\'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. Furthermore, WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON . Snap to go Music: Ernesto Cortazar "Endless Love Affair" He Yan Jan 2010

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Do you understand that the main time in our lives when we get a kick out of the chance to get old is the point at which we\'re children? In case you\'re under 10 years of age, you\'re so amped up for maturing that you think in parts.

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\'How old are you?\' " I\'m four and a half!\' You\'re never thirty-six and a half. You\'re four and a half, going on five! That is the key

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You get into your teenagers, now they can\'t keep you down. You bounce to the following number, or even a couple of ahead.

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\'How old are you?\' \'I\'m going to be 16!\' You could be 13, however hello, you\'re going to be 16! And after that the best day of your life ...... . You get to be 21. Indeed, even the words seem like a service. YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!

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But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what occurred there? Makes you seem like awful drain! He TURNED; we needed to toss him out. There\'s no fun now, you\'re Just a sharp dumpling. What\'s off-base? What\'s changed?

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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you\'re PUSHING 40.... Whoa! Put on the brakes, it\'s all disappearing. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your fantasies are gone

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But hold up!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn\'t think you would!

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So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

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You\'ve developed so abundantly speed that you HIT 70! After that it\'s a step by step thing; you HIT Tuesday, March 11, 2014 !

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You get into your 80\'s and consistently is an entire cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH sleep time. Also, it doesn\'t end there Into the 90s, you begin going in reverse; \'I Was JUST 92.\'

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Then a peculiar thing happens. In the event that you make it more than 100, you turn into a little child once more. \'I\'m 100 and a half!\' May all of you make it to a solid 100 and a half!!

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Toss out insignificant numbers. This incorporates age, weight and stature. Give the specialists a chance to stress over them. That is the reason you pay "them" 2. Keep just bright companions. The sourpusses pull you down.

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3. Continue learning. Take in more about the PC, makes, cultivating, whatever... Never let the mind sit out of gear. \'A sit out of gear brain is the villain\'s workshop.\' And the fallen angel\'s name is Alzheimer\'s. 4. Appreciate the straightforward things.

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5. Chuckle frequently, long and noisy. Snicker until you pant for breath. 6. The tears happen. Persist, lament, and proceed onward. The main individual, who is with us our whole life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

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7. Encircle yourself with what you adore , whether it\'s family, pets, remembrances, music, plants, leisure activities, whatever. Your house is your shelter . 8. Value your wellbeing: If it is great, protect it. In the event that it is temperamental, enhance it. On the off chance that it is past what you can enhance, get offer assistance.

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9. Try not to take remorseful fits. Travel to the shopping center, even to the following area; to a remote nation however NOT to where the blame is. 10. Tell the general population that you adore them, at each open door.

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AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : Life is not measured by the quantity of breaths we take, yet by the minutes that blow our mind.

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And in the event that you don\'t send this to no less than 8 individuals – what difference does it make? Be that as it may, do impart this to somebody... We as a whole need to live to its fullest every day!!

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See you again !!!

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